Life and Limb

To a casual reader, this might seem.. odd. Actually, to ANY reader, I can't imagine it wouldn't be odd. At our last meeting, we played a game to write a story, but we could only write one sentance passing a paper around a table. And you could only read the sentance before yours. Keep that in mind.

Michaela: They said the explosion would kill him.

Devin: But no. It didn't work, it was broken.

Peter: So instead, he decided to make the burritos in his regular oven instead of the special one Mexican one.

A.J.: As he placed the burritos in the oven, the phone rang.

Brandon: "Hi, this is Joe. I work for StationWide insurance, and I was just wondering if you could-" beep. beep. click.

Kayla: Joe stared at the receiver, and his shoulders slumped. This job was a lot harder than he would have thought.

M: First of all, it's women's work, and second of all, it's women's work!

D: Really? There's no way I'm going to try that! I'd never stop puking!

P: So instead, I went on the "Catapult" in lagoon 17 times, ,that way, I'll only puke moderately, and at a cheaper price, too!

AJ: "Maybe I should rethink this plan.."

B: ..Frank thought as the chest attatchement to his bungee chord tightened. "Ready? GO!!"

K: He lurched upward, his neck whipping backward. "Hold on!" he heard someone yell, but he wasn't sure who; although, he really didn't need to be told.

M: Ravenous wolves really CAN motivate the adrenaline in a guy.

D: "Really", he said," I'm not kidding. Last time it happened, he shot up a tree and landed on some hermit's roof. Anyway..."

P: "Wait! I need to hear this story!" He grabbed the jewels off the computer and offered them. "How much will it cost?"

AJ: "Fifteen diamonds and 100,000 yen." the shadowed figure said.

B: Ned made some quick calculations, and nodded yes. He'd go through with it.

K: And the rest is history.

. M: Or IS IT?